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Body by Nautilus, brain by Mattel.
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Boldly going nowhere.
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Caution - driver legally blonde!
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Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
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Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ass?
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Cover me, I'm changing lanes.
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Don't bother honking or flashing your lights, I'm deaf and blind.
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Driver carries no cash. He's married.
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Follow that car, Godzilla - and step on it !
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Hang up and drive.
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He who hesitates is not only lost but miles from the next exit.
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Honk if anything falls off.
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Honk if you hate peace and quiet.
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Honk if you have never seen an uzi fired from a car window.
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Honk if you love peace and quiet.
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Honk if you want to see my finger.
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Horn broken... watch for finger.
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I Brake For No Apparent Reason.
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I found the Lord, I have Jesus in my trunk...
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I souport publik edekasion