Jokes

Bumper Stickers

1	Body by Nautilus, brain by Mattel.
2	Boldly going nowhere.
3	Caution - driver legally blonde!
4	Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
5	Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ass?
6	Cover me, I'm changing lanes.
7	Don't bother honking or flashing your lights, I'm deaf and blind.
8	Driver carries no cash. He's married.
9	Follow that car, Godzilla - and step on it !
10	Hang up and drive.
11	He who hesitates is not only lost but miles from the next exit.
12	Honk if anything falls off.
13	Honk if you hate peace and quiet.
14	Honk if you have never seen an uzi fired from a car window.
15	Honk if you love peace and quiet.
16	Honk if you want to see my finger.
17	Horn broken... watch for finger.
18	I Brake For No Apparent Reason.
19	I found the Lord, I have Jesus in my trunk...
20	I souport publik edekasion

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