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I'd rather be driving a golf ball.
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I'm as happily married as a husband can get.
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I'm not driving fast-just flying low.
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If that phone was up your butt, maybe you could drive a little better.
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If you are psychic - think "HONK".
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If you believe in telepathy, think about honking.
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If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.
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If you can read this, I've lost my trailer.
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If you can read this, please flip me back over...[Seen upside down, on a Jeep]
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If you can read this, thank a teacher....and, since it's in English, thank a soldier!!
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If you're not a hemorrhoid, get off my ass!
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Keep honking...I'm reloading.
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Maybe you could drive a little better if that phone was up your butt.
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My Husband acts like a child, so I make him sit in the back.
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My other vehicle is a Romulan Warbird!
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Next time you wave, use all your fingers.
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No hand signals... Driver on Viagra
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No Radio - Already Stolen.
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Seen on a woman's car: "Men call us birds, we pick up worms".
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Seen on an old, beat-up car: "This is not an abandoned vehicle".