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2 Convicts Evade Noose: Jury Hung - US newspaper
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30 Year Friendship Ends At Alter
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Abattoir staff will be halved - Chester Mail
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Actual Headline: Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
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After the 1745 rebellion, the British Government made it illegal for Scotsmen to wear tartan kilts. The law continued until 1832.
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Air Head Fired
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Alton Attorney accidentally sues himself.
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Army vehicle disappears. An Australian army vehicle worth $74,000 has gone missing after being painted with camouflage.
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Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spaceship
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Autos killing 110 a day, let's resolve to do better
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Ban On Boxing After Death
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Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood
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Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board
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Blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasn't seen in years
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Blow To Head Is Common Cause Of Brain Injury
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Bodies in garden are a plant says wife
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Bodies Needed To Look After Graveyard
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Boy Wanted To Kill Man
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British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands