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Dr. Ruth to talk about sex with newspaper editors
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Drunk drivers paid $1,000 in 1984
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Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
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Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 in `84
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Enraged Bull Injures Farmer With Axe
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Experts Are Sure The Dow Will Either Rise Or Decline
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Eye Drops off Shelf
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Farmer Bill Dies in House
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Federal Agents raid gun shop, find weapons
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Filming in cemetery angers residents - The Evening Standard
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Foul Play Suspected In Death Of Man Found Handless, Bound And Hanged
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Four Battered In Fish And Chip Shop
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Gas rig men grilled by villagers - The Oxford Times
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Goldfish Is Saved From Drowning
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Grandmother of eight makes hole in one
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Have your home exterminated. Get rid of aunts.
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
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House passes gas tax onto senate
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Hypochondriacs aren't OK
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While