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If strike isn't settled quickly, it may last a while.
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Include your Children when Baking Cookies
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Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
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Is there a ring of debris around Uranus?
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Joint Committee Investigates Marijuana Use
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Jury Suspects Foul Play In Death Of Man Shot, Burned & Buried In Shallow Grave
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
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Kicking Baby Considered to Be Healthy
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
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Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
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Lack Of Brains Hinders Research
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Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees
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Lawmen from Mexico barbecue guests
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
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Low Pay Reason For Poverty, Study Says
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Lucky Man Sees Friend Die
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Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms
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Magistrates act to keep theatres open
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Man Denies He Commited Suicide
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Man found dead in graveyard