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Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
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The robbery was committed by a pair of identical twins. Both are said to be aged about 20.
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There are more insects in the world than all the other animals added together.
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Thieves Steal Burglar Alarm
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Threatening letters - man asks for long sentence
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Three Ambulances Take Blast Victim To Hospital
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Tiger Woods plays with own balls, Nike says
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Two convicts evade noose, jury hung
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Two sisters reunite after eighteen years at checkout counter
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Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years at Checkout Counter
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Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies
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Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery, Hundreds Dead
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Utah Poison Control Center reminds everyone not to take poison
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Voluntary Workers Strike For Higher Pay
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Volunteers search for old Civil War Planes
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War Dims Hope for Peace
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William Kelly was fed secretary
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Woman denies committing suicide