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Things you don't want to hear during surgery

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Do you see that bag?... You don't want to go in there.
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Doctor Hannibal Lecter, please come to the operating room, Doctor Hannibal Lecter...
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Doesn't this remind you of that scene from Family Guy?
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Doesn't this remind you of the time we played that game of Operation?
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Doesn't this remind you of the time we played that game of Twister?
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Don't worry it landed on heads, you're gonna be fine.
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Don't worry, ain't nothin' a little duct tape won't cure...
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Don't worry, I'll remember how to do it...OK...think back to that episode of ER...
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Don't worry, you won't feel a thing. HAHAHA...I really get a kick outta saying that...
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Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
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Down...set...hut!
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Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
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FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!
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Forget about her heart... What she really needs is a boob job.
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God performs miracles... I don't.
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Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie.
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Has anyone here used one of these before?
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He looked better when he came in.
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Heehee - I could act out Hamlet with this thing...
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Heehee - that was a good one. Here try this...just give his brain a poke...riiight...there...