Jokes

Things you don't want to hear during surgery

21	Do you see that bag?... You don't want to go in there.
22	Doctor Hannibal Lecter, please come to the operating room, Doctor Hannibal Lecter...
23	Doesn't this remind you of that scene from Family Guy?
24	Doesn't this remind you of the time we played that game of Operation?
25	Doesn't this remind you of the time we played that game of Twister?
26	Don't worry it landed on heads, you're gonna be fine.
27	Don't worry, ain't nothin' a little duct tape won't cure...
28	Don't worry, I'll remember how to do it...OK...think back to that episode of ER...
29	Don't worry, you won't feel a thing. HAHAHA...I really get a kick outta saying that...
30	Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
31	Down...set...hut!
32	Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
33	FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!
34	Forget about her heart... What she really needs is a boob job.
35	God performs miracles... I don't.
36	Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie.
37	Has anyone here used one of these before?
38	He looked better when he came in.
39	Heehee - I could act out Hamlet with this thing...
40	Heehee - that was a good one. Here try this...just give his brain a poke...riiight...there...

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