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Things you don't want to hear during surgery
| 41 | Hey Beavis...heh heh...check it out...BOING OING OING!!!! |
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| 42 | Hey! Give that back! There's no law against drinking in the operating room... |
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| 43 | Hi, I'm Bill, one of the OR techs, are you the new surgeon? |
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| 44 | Hot potato, hot potato... |
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| 45 | I don't CARE if you've never been to med school... |
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| 46 | I don't understand!?!? This didn't happen in the video. |
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| 47 | I had a bad feeling about this case, but that tarot card reader made me feel much better. |
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| 48 | I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.
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| 49 | I know you forgot about Valentine's Day, but what is that guy gonna do without his heart? |
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| 50 | I know you forgot the nacho dip, but don't you think that's going just a LITTLE too far? |
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| 51 | I see dead people. |
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| 52 | I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.
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| 53 | I'll be back. |
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| 54 | I'm gonna need one of you guys to start whispering in her ear. Tell her to "Move away from the light". |
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| 55 | I'm kind of excited, the last time I performed one of these I was a resident. |
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| 56 | I'm starting to think that this whole thing is just a waste of time. |
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| 57 | I've seen his bank balance, and my recommended treatment is euthanasia. |
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| 58 | If she doesn't last, at least this picture we took will. |
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| 59 | If you can't feel your legs, it's because you don't have any. |
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| 60 | If you have any questions, we'll look up the answers. |
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