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Things you don't want to hear during surgery

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Hey Beavis...heh heh...check it out...BOING OING OING!!!!
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Hey! Give that back! There's no law against drinking in the operating room...
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Hi, I'm Bill, one of the OR techs, are you the new surgeon?
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Hot potato, hot potato...
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I don't CARE if you've never been to med school...
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I don't understand!?!? This didn't happen in the video.
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I had a bad feeling about this case, but that tarot card reader made me feel much better.
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I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.
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I know you forgot about Valentine's Day, but what is that guy gonna do without his heart?
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I know you forgot the nacho dip, but don't you think that's going just a LITTLE too far?
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I see dead people.
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I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.
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I'll be back.
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I'm gonna need one of you guys to start whispering in her ear. Tell her to "Move away from the light".
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I'm kind of excited, the last time I performed one of these I was a resident.
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I'm starting to think that this whole thing is just a waste of time.
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I've seen his bank balance, and my recommended treatment is euthanasia.
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If she doesn't last, at least this picture we took will.
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If you can't feel your legs, it's because you don't have any.
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If you have any questions, we'll look up the answers.