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Things you don't want to hear during surgery

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In about 2 minutes, we might need to charge up those paddles.
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Is this lady a full code?
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Is this patient really here, or is it just my Schizophrenia?
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Isn't this the guy that slept with your wife?
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It didn't work on that guy, let's try it with this one.
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IT'S ALIVE!!!!!!!!
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It's alright... Go ahead... He's asleep.
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It's easy, just use the force, Luke... ... ... ... OH MY GOD!!!
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Look everybody, it's Scarface.
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Look Ma, no hands!
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Look on the bright side, at least his wife won't have to worry about getting pregnant...
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My diagnosis is: SEXY!!!
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Now we can do body shots.
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Now which side did we say? Left or right?
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Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
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Of course this is ethical!
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Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.
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Oh yeah? Well, I think unconscious DOES mean consent...
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Oh, don't look so down...after all...in every job that must be done, there is an element of fun. You find the fun, and...SNAP! The job's a game...
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OK - all sewn up...HEY! Where did my cup of coffee go?