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Things you don't want to hear during surgery
| 61 | In about 2 minutes, we might need to charge up those paddles. |
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| 62 | Is this lady a full code? |
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| 63 | Is this patient really here, or is it just my Schizophrenia? |
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| 64 | Isn't this the guy that slept with your wife? |
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| 65 | It didn't work on that guy, let's try it with this one. |
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| 66 | IT'S ALIVE!!!!!!!! |
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| 67 | It's alright... Go ahead... He's asleep. |
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| 68 | It's easy, just use the force, Luke... ... ... ... OH MY GOD!!! |
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| 69 | Look everybody, it's Scarface. |
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| 70 | Look Ma, no hands! |
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| 71 | Look on the bright side, at least his wife won't have to worry about getting pregnant... |
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| 72 | My diagnosis is: SEXY!!! |
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| 73 | Now we can do body shots. |
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| 74 | Now which side did we say? Left or right? |
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| 75 | Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
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| 76 | Of course this is ethical! |
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| 77 | Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.
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| 78 | Oh yeah? Well, I think unconscious DOES mean consent... |
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| 79 | Oh, don't look so down...after all...in every job that must be done, there is an element of fun. You find the fun, and...SNAP! The job's a game... |
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| 80 | OK - all sewn up...HEY! Where did my cup of coffee go? |
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