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Things you don't want to hear during surgery
| 81 | OK everybody, it's time for... "Triple Bypass Surgery: The Musical!!!" |
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| 82 | OK, I've got some good news, and some bad news. The good news is we named a new disease after him... |
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| 83 | OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.
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| 84 | OOOH - wouldn't this be a great setting for a porno movie? |
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| 85 | OOOH... this is a GREAT opportunity to re-enact that scene from "Silence of the Lambs"... |
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| 86 | Ooops! |
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| 87 | Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
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| 88 | Oops, that definately wasn't anesthesia. |
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| 89 | ORGAN FIGHT!!! |
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| 90 | Rats! There go the lights again...
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| 91 | Relax, this is really a mental hospital... We're just patients. |
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| 92 | Righty tighty, Lefty loosey. |
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| 93 | She's gonna blow! Everyone take cover!!!
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| 94 | SHIT!!! OK... nobody panic, we can fix this easily, we'll just need a slight change of plans. OK...I'll call Vinnie. |
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| 95 | Should we call Ripley's? |
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| 96 | Smile! You're on candid camera! |
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| 97 | Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop.
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| 98 | Something you never want to hear during surgery: If this is contagious, then we are all goners. |
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| 99 | Sterile, schmerile. The floor's clean, right?
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| 100 | Thank god for malpractice insurance! |
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