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Things you don't want to hear during surgery

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OK everybody, it's time for... "Triple Bypass Surgery: The Musical!!!"
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OK, I've got some good news, and some bad news. The good news is we named a new disease after him...
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OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.
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OOOH - wouldn't this be a great setting for a porno movie?
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OOOH... this is a GREAT opportunity to re-enact that scene from "Silence of the Lambs"...
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Ooops!
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Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
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Oops, that definately wasn't anesthesia.
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ORGAN FIGHT!!!
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Rats! There go the lights again...
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Relax, this is really a mental hospital... We're just patients.
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Righty tighty, Lefty loosey.
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She's gonna blow! Everyone take cover!!!
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SHIT!!! OK... nobody panic, we can fix this easily, we'll just need a slight change of plans. OK...I'll call Vinnie.
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Should we call Ripley's?
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Smile! You're on candid camera!
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Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop.
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Something you never want to hear during surgery: If this is contagious, then we are all goners.
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Sterile, schmerile. The floor's clean, right?
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Thank god for malpractice insurance!