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Things you don't want to hear during surgery

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That's cool! now can you make his leg twitch?!
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The transformation is complete.
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This is a 3 hour surgery... I usually do it in 10.
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This is gonna be easy! After all, I did graduate top of my class in veterinary college...
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This is just like learning how to ride a bicycle...WHOA!!! I guess I still need training wheels..
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This is really a mental hospital... We're the patients.
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This is the part where I always get stuck.
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This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?
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This person's beauty is obviously not on the inside.
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This'll be a snap! Ah plastic surgery...just like the good old days...playing with Mr. Potato Head...
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Uh oh! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
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Wait a minute! That's not her gallbladder!
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Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
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Wait...I just finished, and...you're telling me this WASN'T a vasectomy???
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We have to hurry, my flight leaves at 3.
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We took the heart out, but where is the one to replace it?
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We're technically not supposed to smoke in here.
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Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
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Well, on the bright side, I just saved money on my car insurance...
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Welp, I guess there's a first time for everything.