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Things you don't want to hear during surgery
| 101 | That's cool! now can you make his leg twitch?!
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| 102 | The transformation is complete. |
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| 103 | This is a 3 hour surgery... I usually do it in 10. |
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| 104 | This is gonna be easy! After all, I did graduate top of my class in veterinary college... |
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| 105 | This is just like learning how to ride a bicycle...WHOA!!! I guess I still need training wheels.. |
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| 106 | This is really a mental hospital... We're the patients. |
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| 107 | This is the part where I always get stuck. |
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| 108 | This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?
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| 109 | This person's beauty is obviously not on the inside. |
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| 110 | This'll be a snap! Ah plastic surgery...just like the good old days...playing with Mr. Potato Head... |
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| 111 | Uh oh! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
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| 112 | Wait a minute! That's not her gallbladder! |
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| 113 | Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
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| 114 | Wait...I just finished, and...you're telling me this WASN'T a vasectomy??? |
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| 115 | We have to hurry, my flight leaves at 3. |
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| 116 | We took the heart out, but where is the one to replace it? |
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| 117 | We're technically not supposed to smoke in here. |
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| 118 | Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
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| 119 | Well, on the bright side, I just saved money on my car insurance... |
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| 120 | Welp, I guess there's a first time for everything. |
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