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Things you don't want to hear during surgery

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What a minute! Did I even scrub for this case?
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What do mean he wasn't in for a sex change...!
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What do you think, 4.99 a pound?
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What the heck is that?!
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WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?!?!?!?!?
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What were you THINKING!?!?!?!?!? Oh well, at least he won't die a virgin...
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What's that big beating thing in his chest?
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What's this doing here?
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Why do I feel like this patient is surrounded by a bunch of assassins?
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Would someone please swat those flies!
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Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hey, the guy's got two of 'em.
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You can't mop the floor with that thing!!!!!
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You know, maybe this isn't the best time to celebrate April Fools Day...
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You should have been asleep by now, this is very unusual.
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You should have went to rate my surgeon.com... It's too late now.
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You weren't supposed to wake up... We're not done yet.
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You're going back under, and this time you're not coming out.