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Things you don't want to hear during surgery
| 121 | What a minute! Did I even scrub for this case? |
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| 122 | What do mean he wasn't in for a sex change...!
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| 123 | What do you think, 4.99 a pound? |
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| 124 | What the heck is that?! |
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| 125 | WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?!?!?!?!? |
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| 126 | What were you THINKING!?!?!?!?!? Oh well, at least he won't die a virgin... |
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| 127 | What's that big beating thing in his chest? |
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| 128 | What's this doing here?
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| 129 | Why do I feel like this patient is surrounded by a bunch of assassins? |
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| 130 | Would someone please swat those flies! |
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| 131 | Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hey, the guy's got two of 'em. |
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| 132 | You can't mop the floor with that thing!!!!! |
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| 133 | You know, maybe this isn't the best time to celebrate April Fools Day... |
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| 134 | You should have been asleep by now, this is very unusual. |
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| 135 | You should have went to rate my surgeon.com... It's too late now. |
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| 136 | You weren't supposed to wake up... We're not done yet. |
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| 137 | You're going back under, and this time you're not coming out. |
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