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Yo mama
| 1 | (If your car is insulted) Well, it rides better than Yo mama. |
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| 2 | After I'm done whoopin' your ass, tell Yo mama she's next! |
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| 3 | Have you heard the story about the old lady that lived in a shoe? Well Yo mama is so poor, she lives in a flip flop. |
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| 4 | Hey I'm jealous! Yo mama's dick is bigger than mine. |
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| 5 | Hey keep my mom out of this and I'll keep this out of Yo mama! |
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| 6 | Hey, I got nothing to say about Yo Mama 'cause she's a real saint... a Saint Bernard. |
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| 7 | I called Yo father a fag and he hit me with his purse! |
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| 8 | I could have been Yo daddy, but the monkey in front of me in line didn't use a condom. |
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| 9 | I could have done Yo mama, but when my grandmother gave me a quarter she said to not spend it all in one place. |
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| 10 | I don't mean to be mean, but Yo mama needs Listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole damn bottle. |
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| 11 | I got nothing bad to say about Yo mama, her face says it all! |
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| 12 | I just saw Yo mama walking down the hall with a mattress straped to her back asking for volunteers! |
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| 13 | I know yo mama from personal experience. She's just like an aircraft carrier, has a flat top, a big bottom, cruises up and down the coast, and picks up 100 sailors in every port. |
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| 14 | I know yo mama's favorite day at work is "Take your son to work day." I bet you had fun testing condoms. |
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| 15 | I saved Yo mama's life today... I killed a shit-eating dog on the way over. |
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| 16 | I saw Yo mama eating a Ho Ho and thought to myself... I guess you are what you eat. |
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| 17 | I saw yo mama riding down the street the other day on her BMX, the bitch got off and started booty shakin' for flapjacks with a vote for Bill Clinton sign. |
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| 18 | I seen Yo mama on the corner with a mattress on her back yelling "Curb service!" |
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| 19 | I would talk about Yo dad but I don't like to brag. |
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| 20 | I'm sorry, I shouldn't talk about Yo mama, 'cause I don't even know the man. |
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