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Yo mama

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(If your car is insulted) Well, it rides better than Yo mama.
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After I'm done whoopin' your ass, tell Yo mama she's next!
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Have you heard the story about the old lady that lived in a shoe? Well Yo mama is so poor, she lives in a flip flop.
4
Hey I'm jealous! Yo mama's dick is bigger than mine.
5
Hey keep my mom out of this and I'll keep this out of Yo mama!
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Hey, I got nothing to say about Yo Mama 'cause she's a real saint... a Saint Bernard.
7
I called Yo father a fag and he hit me with his purse!
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I could have been Yo daddy, but the monkey in front of me in line didn't use a condom.
9
I could have done Yo mama, but when my grandmother gave me a quarter she said to not spend it all in one place.
10
I don't mean to be mean, but Yo mama needs Listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole damn bottle.
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I got nothing bad to say about Yo mama, her face says it all!
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I just saw Yo mama walking down the hall with a mattress straped to her back asking for volunteers!
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I know yo mama from personal experience. She's just like an aircraft carrier, has a flat top, a big bottom, cruises up and down the coast, and picks up 100 sailors in every port.
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I know yo mama's favorite day at work is "Take your son to work day." I bet you had fun testing condoms.
15
I saved Yo mama's life today... I killed a shit-eating dog on the way over.
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I saw Yo mama eating a Ho Ho and thought to myself... I guess you are what you eat.
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I saw yo mama riding down the street the other day on her BMX, the bitch got off and started booty shakin' for flapjacks with a vote for Bill Clinton sign.
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I seen Yo mama on the corner with a mattress on her back yelling "Curb service!"
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I would talk about Yo dad but I don't like to brag.
20
I'm sorry, I shouldn't talk about Yo mama, 'cause I don't even know the man.