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Yo mama

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If I wanted a comeback, I'd just wipe it off Yo mama's chin.
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If my dog had a face as ugly as Yo mama's, I'd shave his ass and make him walk backwards.
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If Yo mama had as many dicks sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.
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If your mom and dad got a divorce, they'd still be brother and sister.
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Just because Yo mama spends most of her time in the missionary position, it doesn't make her a nun.
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Just because Yo mama sucks dick in a phone booth, it doesn't make her a call girl.
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Let's get off moms, 'cause I just got off yours.
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Man, that snap is so old you might as well be bustin' knock knock jokes. And speaking of knock knock, that's what my balls were doing on Yo Mama's chin last night.
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Roses are red, I'm at the door, Yo mama's got a cup saying "Change for the poor."
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Roses are red, lemons are sour, how many dicks does Yo mama suck in one hour?
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Roses are red, violets are black, why's Yo mama's chest, as flat as her back?
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Roses are red, violets are blue, a bitch like Yo mama belongs in a zoo.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, what Yo mama needs is a good shampoo.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, Yo mama stinks, and so do you.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, Yo mama's breath smells like five day old stew.
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Roses are red, violets are grey, I hate to say this, but Yo mama is gay.
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Roses are red, violets are grey, Yo mama's so ugly, I don't know what to say.
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Roses are red, violets are whack, damn Yo mama smells like ass crack.
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Roses are red, violets are yellow, that guy that just fucked Yo mama is a jolly good fellow.
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Roses are red, Yo mama's a witch, give her a quarter and she'll be your bitch.