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Yo mama

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Speakin' of Yo mama, when I was doing her doggy style last night, I realized which side of the family you get your looks from.
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Tell Yo mama I love her in those panties Yo daddy gave her.
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Tell Yo mama I love the way she blows me.
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Tell Yo mama I want her to get her shit out of my house now!
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Tell Yo mama I'll be home late for dinner.
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Tell Yo mama my dog wants to know how much he owes her for last night.
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Tell Yo mama that I need my underwear back.
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Tell Yo mama that I want a refund.
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Tell Yo mama that I want my dime back.
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Tell Yo mama that I'm mad at her... and her jagged-ass teeth. A circumcision is a one time procedure and I've already had mine.
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Tell Yo mama the tip's under the pillow.
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Tell Yo mama to send me some makeup remover, I can't get her lipstick off my dick.
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Tell Yo mama to stop calling me.
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Tell Yo mama to stop wearing blue lipstick, my balls look like Smurfs.
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Tell Yo mama to stop wearing different color lipstick, because I have a rainbow dick.
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Tell Yo mama to stop wearing green lipstick, my balls are starting to look like ninja turtles.
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Tell Yo mama to wear a bra, she looks like she's got 4 arms.
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That was good, but not as good as Yo mama was last night.
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The back of Yo mama's heels are so ashy it looks like she been kicking up flour.
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The difference between Yo mama and a 747 is that Yo mama carries more passengers.