Jokes

Yo mama

581	Yo mama's so ugly, her shadow ran away from her.
582	Yo mama's so ugly, my dog took one look at her and ran away.
583	Yo mama's so ugly, people go as her for Halloween.
584	Yo mama's so ugly, she could be the poster child for birth control!
585	Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out of the window and got arrested!
586	Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and the police fined her for mooning.
587	Yo mama's so ugly, she practices birth control by leaving the lights on.
588	Yo mama's so ugly, she tried to take a bath and the water jumped out!
589	Yo mama's so ugly, she'd scare the monster out of Loch Ness.
590	Yo mama's so ugly, the doctor is still smacking her ass.
591	Yo mama's so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
592	Yo mama's so ugly, the last time I saw something that looked like her, I pinned a tail on it.
593	Yo mama's so ugly, when she gets up, the sun goes down.
594	Yo mama's so ugly, when she goes to the therapist, he makes her lie on the couch face down.
595	Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor looked at her ass, then her face, and said "Twins!"
596	Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor smacked everyone.
597	Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped her parents.
598	Yo mama's so ugly, when two guys broke into her apartment, she yelled "rape" and they yelled "NO!"
599	Yo mama's so ugly, you could stick her face in dough and make monster cookies.
600	Yo mama's so ugly, your real pops could only be a fuckin' dog.

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