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Yo mama

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Yo mama's strong... then again, smell isn't everything.
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Yo mama's such a ho that when she turns off the bedroom light, she closes the car door.
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Yo mama's teeth are so black, it looks like she's been eatin' coal.
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Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles her mouth looks like its throwin' up gang signs.
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Yo mama's teeth are so gapped, her front tooth says "Next tooth one mile."
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Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.
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Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she spits butter!
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Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, you'd think she's been blowin' the Simpsons.
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Yo mama's twice the man you are.
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Yo mama, 'nuff said.
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You don't have a mama, just two dads and a chemistry set.