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Yo mama

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The difference between Yo mama and a 747: about 20 pounds.
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The difference between Yo mama and a 747: not everyone's been on a 747.
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The difference between Yo mama and a pretzel is that a pretzel doesn't have my nuts on it's chin.
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The difference between Yo mama and a washing machine is that when I dump a load in the washing machine, it doesn't call me the next day.
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The other day when I went over to your house to visit your sister, Yo mama ran out from under the porch and bit my leg.
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This is a fact, Yo mama's breath is wack, she needs a Tic, not a Tac, but the whole damn pack.
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Violets are blue, roses are red, please tell Yo mama that she gives some good head.
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What's the difference between Yo mama and a Lay-Z-Boy? One's soft, squishy, and always has someone in it. The other is a chair.
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What's the difference between Yo mama and a mosquito? A mosquito will stop sucking when you smack it.
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What's the difference between Yo mama and a water buffalo? About 25 pounds.
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When I looked at Yo mama's teeth, I didn't know whether to smile or to kick a field goal.
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When Yo mama was born they had to take her out of the trash can cause doctor said "Throw this shit away!"
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Why is it Yo mama won't take my money? Does she just like sucking my dick?
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Yo father suffers from dick-do disease... His stomach hangs out farther than his dick do.
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Yo father's dick is so small, he makes yo mama look hung.
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Yo father's dick is so small, he pisses on his nuts.
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Yo father's dick is so small, he'd been fucking yo mama for an hour and she asked if it was in yet.
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Yo father's like cement, takes him two days to get hard.
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Yo father's so stupid, he brought his fishing rod to Sea World.
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Yo father's so stupid, when Yo mama says "Fuck me silly and make it hurt!" he puts on a clown suit and hits her with a brick before he does her.