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Yo mama
| 61 | The difference between Yo mama and a 747: about 20 pounds. |
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| 62 | The difference between Yo mama and a 747: not everyone's been on a 747. |
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| 63 | The difference between Yo mama and a pretzel is that a pretzel doesn't have my nuts on it's chin. |
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| 64 | The difference between Yo mama and a washing machine is that when I dump a load in the washing machine, it doesn't call me the next day. |
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| 65 | The other day when I went over to your house to visit your sister, Yo mama ran out from under the porch and bit my leg. |
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| 66 | This is a fact, Yo mama's breath is wack, she needs a Tic, not a Tac, but the whole damn pack. |
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| 67 | Violets are blue, roses are red, please tell Yo mama that she gives some good head. |
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| 68 | What's the difference between Yo mama and a Lay-Z-Boy? One's soft, squishy, and always has someone in it. The other is a chair. |
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| 69 | What's the difference between Yo mama and a mosquito? A mosquito will stop sucking when you smack it. |
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| 70 | What's the difference between Yo mama and a water buffalo? About 25 pounds. |
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| 71 | When I looked at Yo mama's teeth, I didn't know whether to smile or to kick a field goal. |
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| 72 | When Yo mama was born they had to take her out of the trash can cause doctor said "Throw this shit away!" |
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| 73 | Why is it Yo mama won't take my money? Does she just like sucking my dick? |
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| 74 | Yo father suffers from dick-do disease... His stomach hangs out farther than his dick do. |
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| 75 | Yo father's dick is so small, he makes yo mama look hung. |
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| 76 | Yo father's dick is so small, he pisses on his nuts. |
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| 77 | Yo father's dick is so small, he'd been fucking yo mama for an hour and she asked if it was in yet. |
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| 78 | Yo father's like cement, takes him two days to get hard. |
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| 79 | Yo father's so stupid, he brought his fishing rod to Sea World. |
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| 80 | Yo father's so stupid, when Yo mama says "Fuck me silly and make it hurt!" he puts on a clown suit and hits her with a brick before he does her. |
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