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Yo mama

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Yo father's so stupid, when yo mama says "Give me ten inches and make it hurt!" he has to fuck her three times and put a vice grip on her head... and yo mama likes that.
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Yo mama ain't got no arms, talking about "Raise the roof!"
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Yo mama ain't got no arms, talking about pointing me in the right direction.
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Yo mama ain't got no eyes, talking about "I'm looking forward to it."
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Yo mama ain't got no legs and you bought her a bike.
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Yo mama ain't got no legs, talking about "I ain't gonna stand for this."
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Yo mama ain't got no legs, talking about how she used to kick it.
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Yo mama ain't got no legs, talking about how she's gonna get the new Jordans.
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Yo mama ain't got no legs, talking about how she's gonna run for president.
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Yo mama ain't got no legs, talking about how she's running things.
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Yo mama and daddy are so fat, when they were going to have sex, they saw each others rolls, got hungry, and went to Denny's instead.
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Yo mama applied for a job at a strip club but they already had a stage.
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Yo mama arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.
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Yo mama drives a peanut.
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Yo mama feet are so big, her shoes have to have license plates!
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Yo mama fell down on the sidewalk and by the time she got back up she made $1.50.
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Yo mama fell out of an ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
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Yo mama got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job.
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Yo mama got hit upside the head with an ugly stick.
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Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.