Jokes

Yo mama

81	Yo father's so stupid, when yo mama says "Give me ten inches and make it hurt!" he has to fuck her three times and put a vice grip on her head... and yo mama likes that.
82	Yo mama ain't got no arms, talking about "Raise the roof!"
83	Yo mama ain't got no arms, talking about pointing me in the right direction.
84	Yo mama ain't got no eyes, talking about "I'm looking forward to it."
85	Yo mama ain't got no legs and you bought her a bike.
86	Yo mama ain't got no legs, talking about "I ain't gonna stand for this."
87	Yo mama ain't got no legs, talking about how she used to kick it.
88	Yo mama ain't got no legs, talking about how she's gonna get the new Jordans.
89	Yo mama ain't got no legs, talking about how she's gonna run for president.
90	Yo mama ain't got no legs, talking about how she's running things.
91	Yo mama and daddy are so fat, when they were going to have sex, they saw each others rolls, got hungry, and went to Denny's instead.
92	Yo mama applied for a job at a strip club but they already had a stage.
93	Yo mama arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.
94	Yo mama drives a peanut.
95	Yo mama feet are so big, her shoes have to have license plates!
96	Yo mama fell down on the sidewalk and by the time she got back up she made $1.50.
97	Yo mama fell out of an ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
98	Yo mama got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job.
99	Yo mama got hit upside the head with an ugly stick.
100	Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.

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