Jokes

Yo mama

121	Yo mama was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
122	Yo mama was on the cover of Crackwhore magazine last month.
123	Yo mama was such an ugly baby, her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.
124	Yo mama wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.
125	Yo mama works at the government cheese factory.
126	Yo mama's a blind bird-watcher.
127	Yo mama's a ho in training.
128	Yo mama's a man.
129	Yo mama's a one-legged lesbian kick boxer.
130	Yo mama's a stunt double for John Travolta.
131	Yo mama's a stunt double for Mr. Clean.
132	Yo mama's a stunt double for the predator.
133	Yo mama's afro is so big, when the bitch got in my car everyone thought I had tinted windows.
134	Yo mama's ain't got no ears, talking about "I don't want to hear it."
135	Yo mama's ankles are so ashy, it looks like she's wearing socks.
136	Yo mama's ass is so big, she bent over and got arrested for selling crack.
137	Yo mama's ass is so big, she takes up 5 rows of seats in the theater.
138	Yo mama's blind and seeing another man.
139	Yo mama's breath is so stank, she eats odor eaters.
140	Yo mama's breath is so stank, we don't know whether she needs gum or toilet paper.

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