Jokes

You know you're getting older when...

201	Your new easy chair has more options than your car.
202	Your pacemaker makes the garage door go up when you see a pretty girl.
203	Your potted plants stay alive.
204	Your Saturday Night Fever turns to Saturday Night Hot Flashes.
205	Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
206	Your sideburns are 6-8 inches long and are combed over the top of your head.
207	Your Social Security Number only has three digits.
208	Your stuff strutted off without you!
209	Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.
210	Your train of thought frequently derails.
211	Your try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren't wearing any.
212	Youthful indiscretions harden into bad habits.
213	Youthful injuries return with a vengeance.

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