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You know you're getting older when...

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The waiter asks how you'd like your steak...and you say "pureed".
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There's nothing left to learn the hard way.
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You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
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You and your teeth don't sleep together.
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You answer a question with "Because I said so!"
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You are no longer 'promising'.
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You are proud of your lawn mower.
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You begin every other sentence with, "Nowadays..."
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You burn the midnight oil till 9PM.
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You buy a compass for the dash of your car.
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You buy trousers with the waist size larger than the length.
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You can go bowling without drinking.
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You can live without sex, but not without glasses.
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You can pinch an inch on your forehead.
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You can remember that your school desk had an inkwell with real ink.
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You can remember when "gay" meant joyous and lively, merry, happy, light-hearted.
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You can remember when a stop sign meant STOP!
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You can remember when coke bottles had the town location of the bottling company on the bottom.
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You can remember when you could get a room at Motel 6 for six dollars.
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You can remember when your milk shake came with two straws.