Jokes

You know you're getting older when...

41	The waiter asks how you'd like your steak...and you say "pureed".
42	There's nothing left to learn the hard way.
43	You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
44	You and your teeth don't sleep together.
45	You answer a question with "Because I said so!"
46	You are no longer 'promising'.
47	You are proud of your lawn mower.
48	You begin every other sentence with, "Nowadays..."
49	You burn the midnight oil till 9PM.
50	You buy a compass for the dash of your car.
51	You buy trousers with the waist size larger than the length.
52	You can go bowling without drinking.
53	You can live without sex, but not without glasses.
54	You can pinch an inch on your forehead.
55	You can remember that your school desk had an inkwell with real ink.
56	You can remember when "gay" meant joyous and lively, merry, happy, light-hearted.
57	You can remember when a stop sign meant STOP!
58	You can remember when coke bottles had the town location of the bottling company on the bottom.
59	You can remember when you could get a room at Motel 6 for six dollars.
60	You can remember when your milk shake came with two straws.

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