Jokes

You know you're getting older when...

101	You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
102	You keep repeating yourself.
103	You keep repeating yourself. ;)
104	You know all the answers, but nobody asks you the questions.
105	You know the frequency of every oldies station in town.
106	You know what a Big Chief paper tablet looks like.
107	You know what the word equity means.
108	You learn where your prostate is.
109	You light the candles on your birthday cake and a group of campers form a circle and start singing Kumbaya.
110	You look both ways before crossing a room.
111	You look for your glasses for half an hour and they were on your head the whole time.
112	You look forward to a dull evening.
113	You make it a point to attend all the RV shows that come to town.
114	You move something to a more logical location and then can only remember where it used to be.
115	You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
116	You no longer get winded running long distance, you get winded just DIALING long distance.
117	You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
118	You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
119	You owned a car that had running boards.
120	You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.

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