Jokes

You know you're getting older when...

121	You read more and remember less.
122	You read the obituaries each day to make sure you're not listed.
123	You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you.
124	You realize that a stamp today costs more than a picture show did when you were growing up.
125	You realize that caution is the only thing you care to exercise.
126	You realize you've reached your sexpiration date.
127	You realize your rock-hard abs have turned to pillow-soft flabs.
128	You refer to your $2500 stereo system as "The Hi-Fi."
129	You regret all those mistakes you made resisting temptation.
130	You remember when shopkeepers used to say "Come Again." instead of "Have a nice day."
131	You remember when the only people who wore rings in their noses were called pygmies.
132	You run out of breath walking DOWN a flight of stairs.
133	You scout for a warmer place to spend the long, cold winters.
134	You send money to PBS.
135	You settle for a workout video titled "Buns of Putty"
136	You shop for health insurance the way you once shopped for a new car.
137	You sing along with the elevator music.
138	You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there.
139	You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.
140	You start video taping daytime game shows.

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