Jokes

You know you're getting older when...

141	You step off a curb and look down one more time to make sure the street is still there.
142	You still have a rotary phone.
143	You stop growing at the ends and start growing in the middle.
144	You stop half way up the stairs, and can't remember if you were going up or coming down.
145	You take a metal detector to the beach.
146	You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn.
147	You tell your kids about the "Olden Days".
148	You tip more and carry less.
149	You tune into the easy listening station... on purpose.
150	You turn out the lights for economic rather than romantic reasons.
151	You wake up looking like your driver's license picture.
152	You wake up the morning after and yell at the old house cat to quit stomping his feet!
153	You wake up with that morning-after feeling and you didn't do anything the night before.
154	You walk by a teen-ager with a boom box and you want to just smack him.
155	You watch the Weather Channel.
156	You wave goodbye to someone, your underarm flab causes wind shears.
157	You wear black socks with sandals.
158	You were alive when crayolas only came in eight colors.
159	You wonder how you could be over the hill when you don't even remember being on top of it.
160	You wonder why you waited so long to take up macramé.

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