Jokes

You know you're getting older when...

161	You work on your short game.
162	You would rather go to work than stay home sick.
163	You write down a name with the telephone number and when you look at it again, you still don't have a clue who it is.
164	You're 17 around the neck, 42 around the waist, and 106 around the golf course.
165	You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.
166	You're on a TV game show and you decide to risk it all and go for the rocker.
167	you're on vacation and you run out of energy before you run out of money.
168	You're on vacation and your ENERGY runs out before your money does.
169	You're sitting on a park bench and a Boy Scout comes up and helps you cross your legs.
170	You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door don't know how to turn down the stereo.
171	You've seen it all, done it all, and can't remember most of it!
172	You've still got it, but nobody wants to see it.
173	Younger men ask you for advice.
174	Younger women start opening doors for you.
175	Your "get-up-and-go" got up and went.
176	Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr.
177	Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.
178	Your attire includes Hawaiian shirt, shorts, sandals and black socks.
179	Your back goes out but you stay home.
180	Your back goes out more than you do.

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