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You might be a redneck if...

1
A full tank of gas doubles the value of your truck.
2
A woman says she's game, so you shoot her.
3
After making love you ask your date to roll down the window.
4
All of the light switches in your house are wired to turn on the light on the front porch.
5
All of your favorite shirts came with a two-pack purchase of cigarettes.
6
All you want for Christmas is deer pee.
7
An expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall.
8
Any of your children were conceived under a stop light.
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Any of your hobbies require dogs and a lantern.
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Any of your honeymoon plans involve a deer camp.
11
Anyone in your family has ever purchased peroxide in a gallon container.
12
Birds are attracted to your beard.
13
Both your house and car are on blocks.
14
Buck Naked Line Dancing isn't a videotape, it's "Ladies Night" at the local bar.
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Chiggers are included on your list of top five hygiene concerns.
16
Directions to your house include "turn off the paved road".
17
During the wedding ceremony the minister said, "Do you, DeWayne, take Connie to be your old lady?
18
During your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.
19
Every socket in your house breaks a fire code.
20
Everything you won at the fair is hanging from your rearview mirror.