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You might be a redneck if...

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Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your hair.
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Fewer than half of your cars run.
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Fine dining is the Waffle House.
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For your first anniversary you take your wife to dinner at the Wal-mart snack bar.
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Foreplay consists of slipping off her saddle
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Friday night is "sneak into the drive-in night".
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Getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.
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going to the bathroom at night involves shoes and a flashlight.
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Going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves putting on shoes (if you have them) a jacket and grabbing a flashlight.
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Going to the laundromat means cleaning out the back of the truck.
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Grass is growing in the floor boards of your car.
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Hank Williams, Jr. is your hero.
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Helping your cousin, Billy-Bob, move into his new place consists of the wheels off his doublewide
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In preparation for your upcoming wedding, your register your Tupperware pattern.
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In tough situations you ask yourself, "What would Curly do?".
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Instead of buying your girlfriend candy and flowers, you spray paint her name on an overpass.
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It took the smartest kid in your 6th-grade class three times to pass his driving test.
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It took you twenty years to figure out how to add single digit numbers.
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It's Easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.
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It's impossible to see food stains on the fabric of your work uniform.