21 | Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your hair. |
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22 | Fewer than half of your cars run. |
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23 | Fine dining is the Waffle House. |
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24 | For your first anniversary you take your wife to dinner at the Wal-mart snack bar. |
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25 | Foreplay consists of slipping off her saddle |
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26 | Friday night is "sneak into the drive-in night". |
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27 | Getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck. |
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28 | going to the bathroom at night involves shoes and a flashlight. |
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29 | Going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves putting on shoes (if you have them) a jacket and grabbing a flashlight. |
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30 | Going to the laundromat means cleaning out the back of the truck. |
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31 | Grass is growing in the floor boards of your car. |
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32 | Hank Williams, Jr. is your hero. |
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33 | Helping your cousin, Billy-Bob, move into his new place consists of the wheels off his doublewide |
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34 | In preparation for your upcoming wedding, your register your Tupperware pattern. |
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35 | In tough situations you ask yourself, "What would Curly do?". |
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36 | Instead of buying your girlfriend candy and flowers, you spray paint her name on an overpass. |
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37 | It took the smartest kid in your 6th-grade class three times to pass his driving test. |
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38 | It took you twenty years to figure out how to add single digit numbers. |
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39 | It's Easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it. |
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40 | It's impossible to see food stains on the fabric of your work uniform. |