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You might be a redneck if...

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Jack Daniels makes you list of most admired people.
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Jack Daniels makes your list of "most admired people".
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Making beer is a neighborhood project.
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More than one living relative is named after a southern civil war general.
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No matter how you clean your hands, the dirt under your nails won't come off.
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None of these jokes are making sense to you.
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On cold nights, your dog sleeps on the bed and your wife doesn't.
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On Thanksgiving Day you have to decide which pet to eat.
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On the 4th of July you spend it at the waffle house beside a drunk while waiting to get your pastor out of jail
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On your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.
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On your job application under "SEX" you put "As often as possible".
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One of your fantasies involves a bulldozer.
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People come to your door mistakenly thinking you have an auto salvage business.
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People don't recognize your car without a dead animal on the hood.
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People hear your car a long time before they see it.
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PMS stands for "Parent Medical System."
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Redman Chewing Tobacco sends you a Christmas card.
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Redman sends you a Christmas card.
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Rocky Top is your favorite song (for all the Vols fans!).
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Somebody says, "HO DOWN" and your wife falls to the ground!!