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You might be a redneck if...

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Someone accuses you of lying through your tooth.
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someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle.
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Someone asks, "Where's your bowling bag? and you answer, "She's at home with the kids.
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Someone can circumcise you by kicking your little sister in the jaw.
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Someone in your family says "Cum'n heer an' lookit this afore I flush it."
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Stealing road signs is a family outing.
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Taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.
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That billboard that says, "Say No To Crack reminds you to pull up your jeans.
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That white tailed deer is being paid 10 bucks an hour to stand on a ladder behind your wall and stick his head in.
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The air freshener hanging in your car lost its scent more than 5 years ago.
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The ASPCA raids yer kitchen
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The auto junkyard calls you to get spare parts.
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The best 5 years of your life were in the second grade.
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The best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.
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The bigest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart.
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The biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair.
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The blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.
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The bouquet at your wedding was stolen from a cemetery.
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The church social committee is afraid to meet at your house.
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The dashboard of your work vehicle is covered with empty cigarette cartons and Mountain Dew bottles