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You might be a redneck if...

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The diploma hanging in your den contains the words "Trucking Institute".
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the dog can't watch you eat without gagging.
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The dog catcher calls for a backup unit when visiting your house.
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The emergency room nurse knows everyone in your family by name.
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The fairground's main attraction is to see who can throw cow pie the farthest!
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The fifth grade is referred to as "your senior year,"
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The figures on your wedding cake wore overalls.
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The first question your mother asks upon checking into the motel is, "Where's the nearest liquor store?
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The first thing you do in the morning is check your critter trap, and you're disappointed when it is empty.
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The first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are "Howdy!" "HEY!" or "How Y'all Doin?"
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The flood history of your area can be seen on your living room walls.
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The fountain at your wedding spewed beer instead of champagne.
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The front license plate of your car has the words "Foxy Lady written in airbrush.
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The game warden knows the serial numbers to your guns by heart.
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The gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot.
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The gazebo in your yard is bigger than your trailer.
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The highlight of your day is finding the prize in a Cracker Jack box.
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The Home Shopping operator recognizes your voice.
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The hood of your truck is higher than the roof of your house.
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The landscaping in your front yard is broken down cars.