Jokes

You might be a redneck if...

1021	Your pickup truck used to be a car.
1022	Your picture is on the wall of more than three bait stores.
1023	Your pillow case doubles as your bowling bag.
1024	Your pocket knife has ever been referred too as Exhibit A.
1025	Your porn collection is also called the family videos.
1026	Your primary income involves pigs or manure.
1027	Your race car looks and runs better than your own car.
1028	Your richest relative invites you over to his new home to help him remove the wheels and skirt.
1029	Your richest relative invites you over to take the wheels off his new trailer.
1030	Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos".
1031	Your screen door has no screen.
1032	Your screen name is JohnDeere.
1033	Your sewage system consists of a pipe down a hillside.
1034	Your sister has ever asked to borrow the backhoe.
1035	Your sister has more hair on her legs than you do.
1036	Your sister is also your aunt.
1037	Your sister is the third generation of women in your family to conceive a baby due to an alien abduction.
1038	Your sister/brother is also your cousin.
1039	Your son Bubba J.r. uses his school locker as a gun cabinet.
1040	Your spare tire is a cement block.

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