Jokes

You might be a redneck if...

1041	Your spring wardrobe mostly involves using scissors.
1042	Your state senator is willingly photographed with no shirt and a leather vest on a Harley, but refuses to take a Breathalyzer test.
1043	Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Drive-in Theater.
1044	Your Sunday vest is green and consists of three different fishin' lures.
1045	Your table cloth is a bed sheet.
1046	Your Thanksgiving centerpiece has ever been prepared by a taxidermist.
1047	Your third-grade class has a no-smoking section.
1048	Your tire swing has a truck stilll attached to it.
1049	Your tires are worth more than your truck.
1050	Your toenails stick out the end of your tennis shoes.
1051	Your toilet is a 5 gallon bucket.
1052	Your toilet seat says "Sit Here".
1053	Your toothbrush is a hand-me-down.
1054	Your trasportaion is your boat.
1055	Your truck has a variety or different make of parts (ex. Chevy radiator, Dodge starter, Ford body).
1056	Your truck has any bondo on it.
1057	Your truck is stolen and sold by your mother to buy beer and Copenhagen.
1058	Your two best friends are named Skeeter and Possum.
1059	Your uncle's 14 year old kid is out in the front lawn and sayin "Ai Pane Ai Pane."
1060	Your vehicle has a two-tone paint job--primer red and primer gray.

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