Jokes

You might be a redneck if...

1061	Your wardrobe consists of nothing but cammo and flannel.
1062	Your watchband is wider than any book you've ever read.
1063	Your way of seeing if you need to bathe is by sticking your hand between your butt cheeks and smelling it.
1064	Your wedding cake was made by Sara Lee.
1065	Your wedding toast was made with a quart of Old Milwaukee.
1066	Your whole family is Democrats except little Mary. She got to readin'.
1067	Your whole wardrobe is work boots, camoflage pants, a plaid flannel shirt, and a John Deere hat.
1068	Your whole yard has chickens and cows in it.
1069	Your wife can belch louder than you can.
1070	Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
1071	Your wife can out drink you or any of your friends and is willing to prove it.
1072	Your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.
1073	Your wife has a set of earrings that you use as a fishing lure.
1074	Your wife has been involved in more than six barroom brawls in the last two weeks.
1075	Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath."
1076	Your wife is so ugly you take her everywhere you go so you never have to kiss her good-bye.
1077	Your wife left you for last year's winner of the hog-calling contest.
1078	Your wife puts Bean-O on everything you eat.
1079	Your wife shaves her beard more than you shave yours.
1080	Your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock.

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