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You might be a redneck if...

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Your wife wears a dress on Sunday and one of you're flannel shirts over it.
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Your wife wears tight leather and it makes her look like a re-tread.
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Your wife weighs more then your refrigerator
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Your wife's best pair of shoes are steel-toed Red Wings.
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Your wife's best shoes have steel toes.
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Your wife's bridal reception was at Wal-Mart.
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Your wife's deer head hanging on the wall is bigger than yours.
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your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.
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Your wife's hairdo was ever ruined by a ceiling fan.
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Your wife's idea of a sanitary napkin is one of your dirty work socks left beside the toilet.
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Your wife's job requires her to wear an orange vest.
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Your wreath is made out of beer cans.
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Your yard has more than ten ceramic figurines.
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Your `huntin dawg' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.