Jokes

You might be a redneck if...

1081	Your wife wears a dress on Sunday and one of you're flannel shirts over it.
1082	Your wife wears tight leather and it makes her look like a re-tread.
1083	Your wife weighs more then your refrigerator
1084	Your wife's best pair of shoes are steel-toed Red Wings.
1085	Your wife's best shoes have steel toes.
1086	Your wife's bridal reception was at Wal-Mart.
1087	Your wife's deer head hanging on the wall is bigger than yours.
1088	your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.
1089	Your wife's hairdo was ever ruined by a ceiling fan.
1090	Your wife's idea of a sanitary napkin is one of your dirty work socks left beside the toilet.
1091	Your wife's job requires her to wear an orange vest.
1092	Your wreath is made out of beer cans.
1093	Your yard has more than ten ceramic figurines.
1094	Your `huntin dawg' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.

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