Jokes

You might be a redneck if...

121	The seats in your car are also your living room furniture.
122	The strongest smell in your house is butane.
123	The tailgate on your truck is also your lawn furniture.
124	The taillight covers of your car are made of red tape.
125	The theme song at your high school prom was `Friends in Low Places'
126	The tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men.
127	The town policeman stops by so much, you know his 5th grade GPA.
128	The UFO hotline limits you to one call per day.
129	The velvet paintings in your house were bought from an art dealer on the side of the highway.
130	The words Nascar, tire, dog or shotgun appeared in your wedding vows.
131	There are antlers nailed to the outside of your house.
132	There are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard.
133	There are four pairs of pants and two squirrels hanging from your clothesline.
134	There are hubcap wind chimes anywhere on your block.
135	There are more dishes in your sink than in your cabinets.
136	There are more than 5 animals sleeping in your bed.
137	There are more than five McDonald's bags in your car.
138	There has ever been crime-scene tape on your bathroom door.
139	There is a restraining order on your pets.
140	There is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck.

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