Here you can find a list of the last 500 one-liners that were added to the database.
After (M)onday and (T)uesday even the week says WTF !! |
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Do you want to speak to the manager or someone who know's what's going on? |
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They say that patience is a virtue, well I have been patient all my life and look where it's got me. |
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Just because I don't care doesn't mean I do... |
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Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one. |
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If you go to sleep with a itching ass you will wake up with a stinking finger ... |
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Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity. |
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They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck. |
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Marriage is the transference of misery from the woman to the man. |
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Does time fly when you're having sex or was it really just one minute? |
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Everything is edible, some things are only edible once. |
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If you don't go out on the limb... how are you going to get the good apple? |
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Studies have proven that 6 out of 7 people enjoy gang rape.
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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator. |
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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? |
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If a leper gives you the finger, do you have to give it back? |
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Integrity is Everything. I'll sell you mine for fifty bucks. |
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We are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour |
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Girls are like roads, more the curves, more the dangerous they are. |
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He does the work of three men: Larry, Moe and Curly. |