Latest One-liners

Here you can find a list of the last 500 one-liners that were added to the database.

	The chief cause of problems is solutions.
	The Aquinas Axiom: What the gods get away with, the cows don't.
	For every idiot proof system devised, a new, improved idiot will arise to overcome it.
	Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be above average.
	An error in the premise will appear in the conclusion.
	The one who says it can't be done should never interrupt the one doing it.
	The museum boasted owning the original version of Beethoven's unfinished basement.
	The longer the title the less important the job.
	The average man's judgement is so poor, he runs a risk every time he uses it.
	It is okay to be ignorant in some areas, but some people abuse the privilege.
	Adler's Distinction: Language is all that separates us from the lower animals, and from the bureaucrats.
	A well-adjusted person is one who makes the same mistake twice without getting nervous.
	A penny saved is an economic breakthrough.
	If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave Man, I guess I am a coward.
	Anything is easier to take apart than to put together.
	The difficulty with a research grant is that if you solve the problem, you're out of a job.
	It's hell to work for a nervous boss, especially if you are why he's nervous!
	Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
	All American cars are basically Chevrolets.
	Self starters...will not.

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