Latest One-liners

Here you can find a list of the last 500 one-liners that were added to the database.

	Don't force it, get a larger hammer.
	Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
	I'm out of bed and dressed, What more do you want?
	Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?
	Whisper my favorite words: "I'll buy it for you."
	Mediocrity thrives on standardization.
	History does not repeat itself, historians merely repeat each other.
	Born Free... Taxed to Death.
	Today's subliminal message is: ( )
	Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
	Any small object when dropped will hide under a larger object.
	Grow your own dope, plant a man.
	There are things I like, and there are things I shit on.
	Roses are red, violets are blue, and puke is yellowish-green.
	Like a prison without bars and a porn mag lying on the floor - such is the internet.
	The chainsaw-wielding customer is always right.
	Don't buy the truth: go find something less expensive.
	Stupidity runs in the family... It's a good thing I'm adopted.
	I'm not on Myspace... I'm right here.
	A doctor is only as famous as his last screw up.

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