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Don't force it, get a larger hammer.
 
Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
 
I'm out of bed and dressed, What more do you want?
 
Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?
 
Whisper my favorite words: "I'll buy it for you."
 
Mediocrity thrives on standardization.
 
History does not repeat itself, historians merely repeat each other.
 
Born Free... Taxed to Death.
 
Today's subliminal message is: ( )
 
Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
 
Any small object when dropped will hide under a larger object.
 
Grow your own dope, plant a man.
 
There are things I like, and there are things I shit on.
 
Roses are red, violets are blue, and puke is yellowish-green.
 
Like a prison without bars and a porn mag lying on the floor - such is the internet.
 
The chainsaw-wielding customer is always right.
 
Don't buy the truth: go find something less expensive.
 
Stupidity runs in the family... It's a good thing I'm adopted.
 
I'm not on Myspace... I'm right here.
 
A doctor is only as famous as his last screw up.