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Don't force it, get a larger hammer.
Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
I'm out of bed and dressed, What more do you want?
Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Whisper my favorite words: "I'll buy it for you."
Mediocrity thrives on standardization.
History does not repeat itself, historians merely repeat each other.
Born Free... Taxed to Death.
Today's subliminal message is: ( )
Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
Any small object when dropped will hide under a larger object.
Grow your own dope, plant a man.
There are things I like, and there are things I shit on.
Roses are red, violets are blue, and puke is yellowish-green.
Like a prison without bars and a porn mag lying on the floor - such is the internet.
The chainsaw-wielding customer is always right.
Don't buy the truth: go find something less expensive.
Stupidity runs in the family... It's a good thing I'm adopted.
I'm not on Myspace... I'm right here.
A doctor is only as famous as his last screw up.