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I poke badgers with spoons.
 
Cats make everything taste better.
 
An Apple a day keeps Windows away.
 
Nebraska: At least the cows are sane.
 
Who are these children, and why do they keep calling me Mom?
 
Sorry I missed church. I've been busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian.
 
My drinking team has a bowling problem.
 
Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.
 
So many stupid people, and so few asteroids.
 
Nuke the Whales! We'll hunt them at night.
 
Just say NO to negativity
 
I would rather hunt with Dick Cheney than drive with Ted Kennedy.
 
The generation of random numbers is too important to leave to chance.
 
That's not a haircut, it's a cry for help.
 
Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.
 
If it ain't broke, take it apart and fix it.
 
I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability.
 
When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you.
 
What wouldn't Jesus do?
 
Think globally, Act galactically.