Here you can find a list of the last 500 one-liners that were added to the database.
I poke badgers with spoons.
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Cats make everything taste better.
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An Apple a day keeps Windows away.
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Nebraska: At least the cows are sane.
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Who are these children, and why do they keep calling me Mom?
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Sorry I missed church. I've been busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian.
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My drinking team has a bowling problem.
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Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.
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So many stupid people, and so few asteroids.
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Nuke the Whales! We'll hunt them at night.
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Just say NO to negativity
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I would rather hunt with Dick Cheney than drive with Ted Kennedy.
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The generation of random numbers is too important to leave to chance.
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That's not a haircut, it's a cry for help.
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Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.
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If it ain't broke, take it apart and fix it.
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I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability.
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When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you.
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What wouldn't Jesus do?
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Think globally, Act galactically.
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