Latest One-liners

Here you can find a list of the last 500 one-liners that were added to the database.

	I poke badgers with spoons.
	Cats make everything taste better.
	An Apple a day keeps Windows away.
	Nebraska: At least the cows are sane.
	Who are these children, and why do they keep calling me Mom?
	Sorry I missed church. I've been busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian.
	My drinking team has a bowling problem.
	Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.
	So many stupid people, and so few asteroids.
	Nuke the Whales! We'll hunt them at night.
	Just say NO to negativity
	I would rather hunt with Dick Cheney than drive with Ted Kennedy.
	The generation of random numbers is too important to leave to chance.
	That's not a haircut, it's a cry for help.
	Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.
	If it ain't broke, take it apart and fix it.
	I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability.
	When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you.
	What wouldn't Jesus do?
	Think globally, Act galactically.

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