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I poke badgers with spoons.
Cats make everything taste better.
An Apple a day keeps Windows away.
Nebraska: At least the cows are sane.
Who are these children, and why do they keep calling me Mom?
Sorry I missed church. I've been busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian.
My drinking team has a bowling problem.
Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.
So many stupid people, and so few asteroids.
Nuke the Whales! We'll hunt them at night.
Just say NO to negativity
I would rather hunt with Dick Cheney than drive with Ted Kennedy.
The generation of random numbers is too important to leave to chance.
That's not a haircut, it's a cry for help.
Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.
If it ain't broke, take it apart and fix it.
I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability.
When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you.
What wouldn't Jesus do?
Think globally, Act galactically.