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Progress is made by lazy men looking for an easier way to do things.
Programming errors which would normally require one day to find will take five days when the programmer is in a hurry.
Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capability of the programmer who must maintain it.
Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by hitting back.
Practical people would be more practical if they would take a little more time for dreaming.
Please do not steal, the IRS hates competition!
Pick good people, talent never wears out.
Pessimists have already begun to worry about what is going to replace automation.
Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands, but English women only hope to find in their butlers.
Perfection is achieved only on the point of collapse.
People will buy anything that is one-to-a-customer.
People who complain about the way the ball bounces usually dropped it.
People who are resistant to change cannot resist change for the worse.
People tend to make rules for others and exceptions for themselves.
People specialize in their area of greatest weakness.
People don't care how much you know until they know how much you care.
People do not change, they only become more so.
People can be divided into three groups: Those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who wonder what happened.
You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family.
You can always get a job in international affairs because 90% of everything happens in a foreign country.