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If you want to know the meaning of life, look in the dictionary!
If you step in a puddle, don't blame the puddle.
It's better to keep your mouth shut and have people think you are a fool than to open it and remove any lingering doubt.
Wealth buys leisure, but not wisdom.
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
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