Random One-liners

	Notice on a conference-room door: "Self-Assertiveness Course. Please Barge In".
	I love animals, they taste great.
	Being right is highly overrated. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.
	The reason men lie is because women ask so many questions.
	Stable relationships are for horses.

One-liner randomizer settings

With the quotes randomizer you can view up to 10 random one-liners at a time by changing the number on the top and bottom of the one-liners list.

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