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Tell a man there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it
 
When life hands you lemons, squeeze them between your bitter fingers and throw them at the wall.
 
If the universe is expanding, why can't I find a parking space?
 
In a hierarchical organization, the higher the level, the greater the confusion.
 
Not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck.
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