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I was provided with additional input that was radically different from the truth. I assisted in furthering that version.
 
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A sharp tongue and a dull mind are usually found in the same head.
 
Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing.
 
Why is a bra singular and panties plural?
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