Random One-liners

	As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable - until I realized it wasn't a nectarine at all, but a human head!
	If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.
	Scottish-Americans tell you that if you want to identify tartans, it's easy - you simply look under the kilt, and if it's a quarter-pounder, you know it's a McDonald's.
	If you receive something that says "Send this to all your friends", please consider me not your friend.
	When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

One-liner randomizer settings

With the quotes randomizer you can view up to 10 random one-liners at a time by changing the number on the top and bottom of the one-liners list.

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