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Politically-incorrect t-shirt: What part of "AWW C'MON, PLEASE??" don't you understand?
 
I must say that I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a book.
 
I have no problem keeping secrets. It's the people I tell...
 
Enough is enough...unless of course you're a nymphomaniac!
 
The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.
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