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There is a pill for every ill, and a bill for every pill.
 
Percussive Maintenance - this is the fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.
 
ARMY: Never forget your weapon is made by the lowest bidder.
 
When all else fails, violence prevails.
 
If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.
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