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There is only one pretty child in the world... and every mother has it.
 
Don't let schooling get in the way of your education.
 
My wife submits and I obey, she always lets me have her way.
 
The most interesting results happen only once.
 
Ask yourself if what you are doing today is getting you closer to where you want to be tomorrow.
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