Random One-liners

	A slice of bread will always land peanut-butter side down. If, by chance, you put peanut-butter on both sides of the slice, it will float forever.
	My mail is a little slow. Last month my flower seeds came as a bouquet.
	A good rule of thumb is if you've made it to thirty-five and your job still requires you to wear a name tag, you've made a serious vocational error.
	We need either less corruption or more chances to participate in it.
	By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day.

One-liner randomizer settings

With the quotes randomizer you can view up to 10 random one-liners at a time by changing the number on the top and bottom of the one-liners list.

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