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Take the mystery out of driving. Use your turn signal.
 
My wife will buy anything marked down. Last year she bought an escalator.
 
A person is just about as big as the things that make them angry.
 
Why do they call it a One Night Stand when you're horizontal most of the time ?
 
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
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