Random One-liners

	I was provided with additional input that was radically different from the truth. I assisted in furthering that version.
	I'm a philosophy major. That means I can think deep thoughts about being unemployed.
	A sharp tongue and a dull mind are usually found in the same head.
	Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing.
	Why is a bra singular and panties plural?

One-liner randomizer settings

With the quotes randomizer you can view up to 10 random one-liners at a time by changing the number on the top and bottom of the one-liners list.

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