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I saw the code for your computer program yesterday. It looked easy. It's just a bunch of typing. And half the words were spelled wrong. And don't get me started about your over-use of colons.
 
The best exercise: reach down and pull somebody up.
 
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
 
If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.
 
Just because you're smart doesn't mean that the other guy is stupid.
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