Random One-liners

	Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
	Entropy has us outnumbered.
	There's a big difference between good sound reasons, and reasons that sound good.
	Anything labeled "New" and/or "Improved" is not: the label means the price went up. The label "All new" or "Completely new" means the price went way up.
	A walrus is like Tupperware...they both like a tight seal.

One-liner randomizer settings

With the quotes randomizer you can view up to 10 random one-liners at a time by changing the number on the top and bottom of the one-liners list.

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