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Consider the daffodil. And while you're doing that, I'll be over here, looking through your stuff.
Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?
I saw a sign on the back of a dump truck that said: "Happiness is getting your load off."
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Having failed to conquer myself, the best hope now is to arrange an alliance with myself.
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