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I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine. I xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare.
 
I love you because we speak the same body language.
 
One of the side effects of Viagra is a headache. Every time I take a pill, my wife gets a headache.
 
Stoplights timed for 30 mph are also timed for 60 mph.
 
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
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