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A penny saved is a government oversight.
 
Defeat isn't bitter if you sprinkle dirty revenge on it.
 
You must have been gifted as a child. No one would have paid for you.
 
I went into a clothes store the other day and a salesman walked up to me and said, "Can I help you?" and I said "Yeah, do you have anything I like?" He said, "What do you mean do we have anything you like?" I said, "You started this."
 
I figure you have the same chance of winning lottery whether you play or not.
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