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Sign on a clothing store - Come inside and have a fit.
 
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids.
 
Under capitalism man exploits man. Under socialism it's just the opposite.
 
The business of preaching is to comfort the disturbed and to disturb the comfortable.
 
Who are these kids and why are they calling me mom?
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