Random One-liners

	Nearby is a forest. Not just any forest, but a forest where they get paneling. It was a long thin forest.
	Why was the Holy Roman Empire neither holy nor Roman?
	Last year for Christmas, I got a humidifier and a dehumidifier. I thought I'd put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
	If you want to hire a good salesman, look for an ugly man with a beautiful wife.
	I ran three miles today. Finally I said, "Lady take your purse."

One-liner randomizer settings

With the quotes randomizer you can view up to 10 random one-liners at a time by changing the number on the top and bottom of the one-liners list.

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