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A really great salesman is one who can actually make his wife feel sorry for the girl who lost her panties and bra in his car.
 
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Complex problems have simple, easy to understand, wrong answers.
 
All the problems we face in North America today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian.
 
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow man... I hate people like that !
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