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It is amazing how many people want to live a long life, and yet so few want to grow old.
 
Blessed are the censors; they shall inhibit the earth.
 
Be different: Conform.
 
A man is never astonished that he doesn't know what another does, but he is surprised at the gross ignorance of the other in not knowing what he does.
 
It is well documented that for every minute that you exercise, you add one minute to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month.
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