Middle age is that difficult period between adolescence and retirement when you have to take care of yourself. |
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Never drive faster than your Guardian Angel can fly. |
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Why should I waste my time reliving the past when I can spend it worrying about the future? |
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Most of us spend our lives as if we had another one in the bank. |
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I had to stop driving my car for a while, the tires got dizzy. |
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