Now 7397 one-liners online!

Random One-liners

Display one-liners.
 
It's Never Too Late to Mutate and we know our computers do it as soon as our backs are turned
 
In dog years, I'm dead!
 
When you get to the end of your rope...tie a knot and swing!
 
My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August.
 
My mental facilities are TWICE what yours are, you pea brain!
Display one-liners.

One-liner randomizer settings

With the quotes randomizer you can view up to 10 random one-liners at a time by changing the number on the top and bottom of the one-liners list.