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Sex is a three-letter word which needs some four-letter words to convey its full meaning.
Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, and paradise is when you have none.
I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.
Say it with flowers - Give her a triffid.
Living right doesn't make you live longer. It just makes it seem like longer.
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