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Nearby is a forest. Not just any forest, but a forest where they get paneling. It was a long thin forest.
 
Why was the Holy Roman Empire neither holy nor Roman?
 
Last year for Christmas, I got a humidifier and a dehumidifier. I thought I'd put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
 
If you want to hire a good salesman, look for an ugly man with a beautiful wife.
 
I ran three miles today. Finally I said, "Lady take your purse."
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