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Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
 
Entropy has us outnumbered.
 
There's a big difference between good sound reasons, and reasons that sound good.
 
Anything labeled "New" and/or "Improved" is not: the label means the price went up.
The label "All new" or "Completely new" means the price went way up.
 
A walrus is like Tupperware...they both like a tight seal.
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