Random One-liners

	What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A pool table.
	Have you ever noticed that if you're wearing tight shoes, you forget all about your problems?
	Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point.
	I don't say we ought to misbehave, but we ought to look as though we could.
	That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it.

One-liner randomizer settings

With the quotes randomizer you can view up to 10 random one-liners at a time by changing the number on the top and bottom of the one-liners list.

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