Random One-liners

	Life is like a box of chocolates; too big a box with too few chocolates.
	Men are like bank accounts, without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
	Line dancing. See what happens when cousins breed?
	Man cannot live by bread alone. He also needs a roll of duct tape and a can of WD-40.
	If you can't laugh at yourself, you may be missing the joke of the century.

One-liner randomizer settings

With the quotes randomizer you can view up to 10 random one-liners at a time by changing the number on the top and bottom of the one-liners list.

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