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Universal truth: One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.
 
You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family.
 
If it's free, it's advice; If you pay for it, it's counseling; If you can use either one, it's a miracle !
 
Life is like a game of tennis; the player who serves well seldom loses.
 
Even if I'm not asleep, that doesn't mean I'm awake.
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