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Why exactly is there a snow-globe with summer scenes?
Remember, you are not alone. Everybody's family is crazy.
I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.
I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.
A politician is the one who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
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