Random One-liners

	The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth.
	Save a tree. Eat a beaver.
	Sleep: a completely inadequate substitute for caffeine.
	A fool and his money are soon invited everywhere.
	I'm busier than Michael Jackson in a day care center.

One-liner randomizer settings

With the quotes randomizer you can view up to 10 random one-liners at a time by changing the number on the top and bottom of the one-liners list.

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