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If time is money, then how come someone like me that has all the time in the world is still piss poor?
 
There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.
 
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
 
Many great discoveries are made by not following instructions.
 
Remember, you are not alone. Everybody's family is crazy.
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