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Love is like a roller coaster: when it's good you don't want to get off, and when it isn't... you can't wait to throw up.
 
I forgot and left the lighthouse on all night. Next day the sun wouldn't rise.
 
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
 
Men are like high heels, they're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
 
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
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