Random One-liners

	If time is money, then how come someone like me that has all the time in the world is still piss poor?
	There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.
	I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
	Many great discoveries are made by not following instructions.
	Remember, you are not alone. Everybody's family is crazy.

One-liner randomizer settings

With the quotes randomizer you can view up to 10 random one-liners at a time by changing the number on the top and bottom of the one-liners list.

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