Random One-liners

	If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
	If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
	Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
	Free speech carries with it some freedom to listen.
	Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change ready.

One-liner randomizer settings

With the quotes randomizer you can view up to 10 random one-liners at a time by changing the number on the top and bottom of the one-liners list.

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