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Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
 
It's not that I wish any harm to the guy, I'm just saying I could happily sit by while someone knocks his head off.
 
I once tried to commit suicide by jumping off a building. I changed my mind at the last minute, so I just flipped over and landed on my feet. Two little kittens nearby saw what happened and one turns to the other and says, "See? That's how it's done."
 
There are three sides to any story, my side, his side and the truth.
 
An unfinished thought is like a day without...
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