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Everyone believes in heredity until their children act like fools.
My Uncle finally quit smoking. It was a beautiful service.
If I want a taste of religion, I'll bite a minister.
Cannibals won't eat divorced women...they're very bitter.
What the gods get away with, the cows don't.
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