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Notice on a conference-room door: "Self-Assertiveness Course. Please Barge In".
 
I love animals, they taste great.
 
Being right is highly overrated. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.
 
The reason men lie is because women ask so many questions.
 
Stable relationships are for horses.
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