Random One-liners

	1 million-million microphones == 1 megaphone
	Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
	If you can't hear me, it's because I'm in parentheses.
	A peacock who sits on his tail is just another turkey.
	Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

One-liner randomizer settings

With the quotes randomizer you can view up to 10 random one-liners at a time by changing the number on the top and bottom of the one-liners list.

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