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It's what people don't know about each other that makes them such good friends.
 
Computers cut my work in half.... and the boss expects me to put it all back together!
 
I've discovered that I often visit the state of confusion, and I know my way around pretty well.
 
I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
 
The noblest of dogs is the hot dog, it feeds the hand that bites it.
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