Random One-liners

	If guns kill people, do spoons make people fat?
	Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind.
	Ideas are great provided they don't degenerate into work.
	Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat.
	If tin whistles are made of tin, what are fog horns made of?

One-liner randomizer settings

With the quotes randomizer you can view up to 10 random one-liners at a time by changing the number on the top and bottom of the one-liners list.

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