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Life is like a box of chocolates; too big a box with too few chocolates.
Men are like bank accounts, without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
Line dancing. See what happens when cousins breed?
Man cannot live by bread alone. He also needs a roll of duct tape and a can of WD-40.
If you can't laugh at yourself, you may be missing the joke of the century.
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