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Some people say I'm indifferent, but I don't care.
What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? Shut the door!
Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
A hundred men may make an encampment, but it takes a woman to make a home.
IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
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