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What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A pool table.
 
Have you ever noticed that if you're wearing tight shoes, you forget all about your problems?
 
Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point.
 
I don't say we ought to misbehave, but we ought to look as though we could.
 
That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it.
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