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White guy. Can't dunk.
Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
It's not how good your work is, it's how well you explain it.
If ignorance is bliss, I guess that would explain why I'm so miserable!
I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me.
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