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If you are willing to admit you are wrong when you are wrong, you are all right.
How would you like to spend eternity: Smoking or Non-Smoking?
It does not matter if you fall down as long as you pick up something from the floor while you get up.
I got arrested in LA and boy am I beat!
How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
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