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Man who run behind car get exhausted.
 
If you find a four-leaf clover, it means you have entirely too much time on your hands.
 
Happiness isn't having what you want, it's wanting what you have.
 
Housework is something you do that nobody notices until you don't do it.
 
School is just an elaborate plot by vampires to obtain the blood of teenagers through periodic blood-drives.
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