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This website may not be idiot proof, but at least it's dimwit resistant.
Don't you hate when your hand falls asleep and you know it will be up all night.
Money can't buy love; but it can rent a very close imitation.
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There's a strange thing about memory... Damned if I can remember what it is.
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