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The Truth is always the truth unless the grand truth is proven untrue.
 
If you must lie, be brief.
 
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
 
A lady inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted". Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing:"You can have mine."
 
I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
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