White guy. Can't dunk. |
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Save the whales. Collect the whole set. |
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It's not how good your work is, it's how well you explain it. |
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If ignorance is bliss, I guess that would explain why I'm so miserable!
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I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me. |
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