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Follow God and he'll lead you where you should be. Follow me and we'll probably get lost a few times, and wind up on the other side of the galaxy.
I've dated men my age, younger than me and older. The only difference is the young ones are quicker at taking out the garbage.
I do whatever my Rice Krispies tell me to.
People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either of them being made.
Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills.
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