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Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF, all of my base are belong to you.
 
I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which when you looked at it in the right way, did not become still more complicated.
 
My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
 
Just give me chocolate and nobody gets hurt.
 
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
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