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Middle age is that difficult period between adolescence and retirement when you have to take care of yourself.
 
Never drive faster than your Guardian Angel can fly.
 
Why should I waste my time reliving the past when I can spend it worrying about the future?
 
Most of us spend our lives as if we had another one in the bank.
 
I had to stop driving my car for a while, the tires got dizzy.
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