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Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
 
The difference between gossip and news is whether you hear it, or tell it.
 
I got tired of calling the movies to listen to what is playing so I bought the album.
 
Bulimia: twice the taste, none of the calories.
 
You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
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