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I was with this girl the other night and from the way she was responding to my skillful caresses, you would have sworn that she was conscious from the top of her head to the tag on her toes.
 
Life is like a box of chocolates; too big a box with too few chocolates.
 
Teamwork is essential - it allows you to blame someone else.
 
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
 
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
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