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Whenever I start feeling blue, I start breathing again.
 
Just because you're smart doesn't mean that the other guy is stupid.
 
When I was a child I could remember anything... Whether it happened or not.
 
We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.
 
When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.
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