Random One-liners

	Friends are like condoms: They protect you when things get hard.
	My wife could have had any man she pleased...she just couldn't please any of them.
	Those bellhops in Miami are tip-happy. I ordered a deck of playing cards and the bellboy made fifty-two trips to my room.
	To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.
	Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.

One-liner randomizer settings

With the quotes randomizer you can view up to 10 random one-liners at a time by changing the number on the top and bottom of the one-liners list.

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