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1 million-million microphones == 1 megaphone
 
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
 
If you can't hear me, it's because I'm in parentheses.
 
A peacock who sits on his tail is just another turkey.
 
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
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