It's Never Too Late to Mutate and we know our computers do it as soon as our backs are turned |
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In dog years, I'm dead! |
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When you get to the end of your rope...tie a knot and swing!
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My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. |
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My mental facilities are TWICE what yours are, you pea brain! |
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