Random One-liners

	I went to this restaurant last night that was set up like a big buffet in the shape of an Ouija board. You'd think about what kind of food you want, and the table would move across the floor to it.
	Death to all fanatics!
	Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
	All you need is a sick mind and a healthy body.
	If stupidity was painful, you'd be in agony.

One-liner randomizer settings

With the quotes randomizer you can view up to 10 random one-liners at a time by changing the number on the top and bottom of the one-liners list.

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