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As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable - until I realized it wasn't a nectarine at all, but a human head!
 
If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.
 
Scottish-Americans tell you that if you want to identify tartans, it's easy - you simply look under the kilt, and if it's a quarter-pounder, you know it's a McDonald's.
 
If you receive something that says "Send this to all your friends", please consider me not your friend.
 
When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
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