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Runners-up to the TOP 100 funny one-liners!
Here you can find 400 funny runners-up to the TOP 100 funny one-liners. Runners-up one-liners are one-liners that did not make it to the TOP 100.
| 181 | No one is listening until you fart. |
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| 182 | Vegetarian: Native American definition for "lousy hunter". |
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| 183 | The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.
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| 184 | The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it. |
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| 185 | Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak? |
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| 186 | 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it's Colin. |
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| 187 | Two years ago I married a lovely young virgin, and if that doesn't change soon, I'm gonna divorce her. |
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| 188 | Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma. |
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| 189 | Alcohol is not the answer, it just makes you forget the question. |
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| 190 | The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. |
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| 191 | 100,000 sperm and you were the fastest? |
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| 192 | Only dead fish go with the flow. |
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| 193 | For every action, there is a corresponding over-reaction. |
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| 194 | It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper. |
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| 195 | What if there were no hypothetical questions? |
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| 196 | Everything is edible, some things are only edible once. |
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| 197 | Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? |
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| 198 | Only in America... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. |
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| 199 | True friendship comes when the silence between two people is comfortable. |
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| 200 | They call it "pms" because "mad cow disease" was already taken. |
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