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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your ass kicked. |
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy. |
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. |
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. |
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. |
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning. |
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. |
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties. |
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. |
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting. |
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Why is it called Alcoholics ANONYMOUS when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Peter and I am an alcoholic'?
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You can always tell an alcoholic, but you can't tell him much. |
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You're ready for sobriety when the alcohol doesn't work anymore |
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