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Those who say they "sleep like a baby", haven't got one. |
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VISA is the mark of the beast. VI = 6 in Roman numberals. S = 6 in Greek, and supposedly A = 6 in Babylonian. So VISA = 666. Cute. |
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What sexual position do you use to have an ugly baby? Ask your parents. |
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When I was a baby, I kept a diary. I was reading it and it said: day one, still tired from the move. Day two, everybody talks to me like I'm an idiot. |
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