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Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because your boyfriend thinks so. |
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I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover. |
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My boyfriend has no trouble committing... adultery.
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Some girls don't just choose a boyfriend, they pick him.....to pieces. |
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What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? Shut the door! |
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What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband? 45 minutes. |
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Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends. |
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