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Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.
 
I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover.
 
My boyfriend has no trouble committing... adultery.
 
Some girls don't just choose a boyfriend, they pick him.....to pieces.
 
What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? Shut the door!
 
What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband? 45 minutes.
 
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.