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Cannibals won't eat divorced women...they're very bitter. |
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Courage is walking naked through a cannibal village.
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Every fight is a food fight when you're a cannibal. |
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Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? |
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My wife is so ugly... a cannibal took one look at her and ordered salad. |
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Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?" |
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