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	Age is important only if you're cheese and wine.
	I can see why it would be prohibited to throw most things off the top of the Empire State Building, but what's wrong with little bits of cheese? They probably break down into their various gases before they even hit.
	I don't mind the rat race, but I could do with a little more cheese.
	I eat Swiss cheese from the inside out.
	I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger.
	Old age is nothing to worry about, except if you're a cheese.
	Poets have been curiously silent on the subject of cheese.
	The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
	What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese.
	When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?
	Why do people order a double cheeseburger, large fries, and a diet soda?
	You know you have problems when you refer to a super model from Paris as a Quarter Pounder with cheese.

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