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	A religious war is like children fighting over who has the strongest imaginary friend.
	A teacher is a person who used to think he liked children.
	Alarm clock: a small, mechanical device to wake up people without children.
	Before I got married, I had six theories about bringing up children. Now I have six children and no theories.
	Children are natural mimics who act like their parents, despite every effort to teach them good manners.
	Children brighten up a home: They always forget to turn off the lights !
	Children in the back seats of cars cause accidents, but accidents in the back seats of cars cause children.
	Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
	Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it.
	Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
	Children will soon forget your presents. They will always remember your presence.
	Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
	Did you hear about the wife who shot her husband with a bow and arrow because she didn't want to wake the children.
	Don't teach your children the value of a dollar if they find out , they'll ask for two.
	Everyone believes in heredity until their children act like fools.
	Everywhere children are schooled to become masters at answering questions and to remain novices at asking them.
	Fairy Tale: A horror story to prepare children for the newspapers.
	Fairy tales: horror stories for children to get them used to reality.
	Familiarity breeds children.
	Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children cope with teenagers of their own!

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