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My children need love the most when they deserve it the least. |
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My mother wants grandchildren, so I said, "Mom, go for it !"
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One time I went to a museum where all the work in the museum had been done by children. They had all the paintings up on refrigerators. |
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The best inheritance parents can give their children is a few minutes of their time each day. |
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The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of their tires. |
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The Children are the future. Today belongs to me! |
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The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions. |
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The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents,... and the second half by our children.
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The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own. |
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The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. |
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The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is because they have a common "enemy". |
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There is a tax on sex... it's called 'children'.
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There would be fewer problems with children if they had to chop wood to keep the television set going. |
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Today's children would be less spoiled if we could spank grandparents! |
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What do you call the children of couch potatoes? Tator Tots. |
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When speaking to your children: say what you mean, mean what you say, but don't be mean when you say it. |
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Who are these children, and why do they keep calling me Mom?
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Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison? |
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Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison.
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Women should not have children after 35. Really... 35 children are enough. |
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